"You're nicked, my son" and "Bang to rights for good measure"
Martin Gaffney SpeakerNet Sponsor
- Regions:
- North West, Wrexham, Conwy, Flintshire, Denbighshire
- Notice Period:
- Emergency (maybe less than one week's notice)
- Type:
- Cruiseline /After dinner/ General speaker to U3A/PROBUS/Round Table and many other organisations
- Fee:
- Paid: £80.00 subject to distance/tolls and parking
- Category:
- Entertainment
- Updated:
- 29th March 2026
- Tagged:
- History | Royal Family | Sporting Events | Humour
Following on from the hugely successful talk of ‘A Strange thing happened on the way to the Police Station' a follow up sequel further explores more of the fascinating and comical side of Policing.
Martin has given his first talk ‘A Strange thing happened on the way to the Police Station' at over 80 venues so far, and a frequent comment/question from both talks secretaries and audiences are 'That was excellent and highly entertaining, but do you have you any more similar stories'?
The talk is once again full of humour and examples of strange things that happen in life and the antics the public create for themselves.
Views: 4 | Enquiries: 0About Martin Gaffney
32 years with a major UK Police Force. A time to laugh a time to cry, a time to live and a time to die. You experience every aspect of human life and those experiences are shared with my audience. Although the subjects appear serious, every story contains humour/human nature and intriguing true life events.
Cruise line Lecturer 2011 Developed UK National Counter Terrorist Search Manual ACPO TAM 2010 Associate Course Director Emergency Planning College Cabinet Office 2007 Qualified Counter Terrorist Security Co-ordinator Home Office 2006 Developed UK National Standard for Security Co-ordinators 2005
Working within the Specialist Operations Branch led on Security Coordination for Major UK Sporting Events and Political Party Conferences. Lectured on Security Coordination in United Kingdom / Canada / USA
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